Submitted by Runner (Miami beach, FL) on 02.17.15
So I was feeling good that I could go in to work at 2pm today. So after I got ready and went to subway, 10 minutes later I felt a rumble in my stomach. I thought it was a fart so I put down the windows. I'm listening to the radio, and saw I only got 45 minutes to get from Miami beach to fort laud and didn't want to get there late. I kept driving then the chills hit me. More rumble, I squeezed my ass tight and it went away. By now I'm driving 90 mph to get to my destination. Again another rumble. I squeezed and prayed. I'm like 5 exits away but no the traffic slowed down and no way I could've gotten out. Next thing I kno ite chills and sweats, BAM it seeped out. Fucking shitted myself. So had to call in to work to spend the rest of the afternoon cleaning up.
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