Submitted by JP (Honolulu , HI) on 03.05.15
A few years ago when I was in AIT in the army, I shit myself after PT. I was at Red Stone Arsenal in Alabama and I spent the entire weekend drinking red bull and monster, so come Monday run day, I was dehydrated as hell.
I tougher through the run, but in formation I felt it. I was dizzy, about to pass out, and about to shit myself. I silently prayed for the Sergeant to finish talking and fall us out for personal hydene, and when he finally did I couldn't run without shitting myself.
Half way to the barracks, I knew it wouldn't matter so took off running, shitting myself as I ran passed the CQ desk and up the stairs. I finish on a toilet, and when I stood up, the shit was smeared all over the seat. I cleaned up, whipped my ass with a shower, and threw both my pt shorts and underwear away as they were now beyond hope.
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