Submitted by AwesomeSauce (Some City, Some State) on 04.29.15
I was out taking my dog for a walk around the block. I had just finished dinner that my sister had made for me and her, I ate most of it she ate a few bites and then was done. While half way around the block I felt my stomach cramp up like I was about to vomit. I turned around to head back because of this. A few houses away, clutching my stomach in pain, i felt myself about to vomit. catching myself and swallowing while that was awful I still felt bad. Running home I felt it coming but I couldn't hold it because of the pain, and i now penguin waddled home with my ass looking a little more hefty then it should. Was the most embarrassing thing of my life. I just hope no one saw . I managed to hide it from my family as I throw my cloths out that night and went to the shower after I got in. Glad to know that I'm not the only one with this problem. Just gotta know now I should get take out when my sister makes food.
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