Submitted by Lewis Caimino (Kempston, Some State) on 05.31.15
I was being sick and sharting violently at the same time. It was a god awful smell and a long shitty walk home. In hindsight I should of sat on the toilet, better to be sick on myself than shit myself I think. I never did own up to my two friends that I shit my pants, I just got the hell out of dodge and denied it ever happened. They now call me shart boy and/or Poowis.
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