Submitted by Johnny shits a lot (canada, Some State) on 06.11.15
Well it was a cold dark night... nah jist kidding it was beautiful. Was on a first date with a girl who travelled far to come see me. Probably the most attractive date I ever had too.... we were walking down the street after I met her at the ferry and right away liked her. We even held hands.... until it happened. The fart that was not a fart. It was a full blown diarrhea shit in my fkn pants. . . . . . . I held my cool still holding her hand walking down the street. Fuck did I feel like a man when she asked doyou smell that???! I replied no.. why did you fart ??? ;) haaaa walk back to my house told her I had to get ready and have a shower. LetLet's just say I had tothrow those boxers out the window..... and we never seen eachother again. The end
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