Submitted by Josh (Some City, FL) on 06.12.15
I had to go BAD and ran for the bathroom. I tried to get my pants down, land on the toilet, and shit in one smooth motion as I had done before in emergencies. I landed on the toilet and my underwear were still kind of up, but the torrential cascade of shit started. I screamed, pulled them down and got shit on my leg. It was everywhere. It was on my leg, on the toilet seat, in my underwear. I was very upset. I had to beg for clean underwear to be brought to me.
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