Submitted by doingwork (canada, AK) on 07.09.15
one time i was driving back from camp in alberta, close to 1200km. it was around 3 in the morning and I had been driving all night drinking multiple red bulls to stay awake, and was pretty ramped up listening to techno doing rails of blow. well, anyways, i ended up getting these intese stomach painds around valemont BC, so i kind of let them chill and didnt do anything, and forgot about them. Now im coming into valemont and i pull into the gas station to fill up, and decided i might try and take a shit. So i get the key, go around back and head into the bathroom. Fucking no word of a lie, theres a crack head inside the bathroom shooting up god knows what into his mother fucking neck !!!!!!! i turned absolutley faded i felt like i was going to pass out seeing that shit up close is sooooooooo fucked, at this, precise moment those stomach painds came back like a bunch of indians running down the hill side screaming, i ran back to my truck on the opposite side of the gas station, squatted and took the biggest gnarliest diarrea shit i have ever taken in my life. I mis judged the trucks height i was driving, and the gas station buddy saw everything, i had to scuffle over the free fucking paper towel to wipe ur windows down and wiped my ass so embarassed as this dude just fucking watched me. my hands are covered in shit , i smell like shit, my ass is not fully cleaned, i go back over to the bathroom and the crack head is gone, so i proceed to go the sink.. fucking blood everywere !!! i head back out swearing as i rip my shirt off, wipe my ass and hands as best as possible , throw the shirt and key into the bloody crackden of a bathroom, hop in my truck and proceed 160km an hour out of fucking valemont till i see the nearest restop, jump out, grab some water out of my case in the back and purge my asshole like a beday, and wash my hands. I had sanaziter too luckily, worst fucking shit of my life!!!!
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