Submitted by Nick Riviera (San Francisco, CA) on 07.13.15
As a die hard gay liberal, I'll have sex anywhere. Once I encountered a hobo living in a dumpster behind the restaurant I worked in. I was performing oral sex on him and he let loose with a huge blast of liquid shit in the middle of his orgasm. I got so turned on, I also came. Must have been the garbage he was eating.
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