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Submitted by Sir Shitalot (london, Some State) on 08.02.15

Was in a pub and my guts were rumbling. Went the bog and dropped my Keck's. Just in time. Shit shot out all over the back of the toilet. It was thick diarrhoea. It kept coming. I swear there was pints of the stuff. I wiped my arse and looked round. It looked like at least 5 people had shit all over the back of the cubicle. I left n went back to the bar. Soon there was a commotion. Next time I went for a piss the cubicle had been cordoned off. My guts were rumbling again and I went in the other cubicle and shit all over that too, but not as bad. I realised I'd been constipated for about 5 days. I have never shit so much before or since, and I can shit like a fucking horse. I am a phantom shitter n this is a true story of the shit I'm most proud of. I bet they had to get specialist cleaners in, the bunch of cunts.

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