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Submitted by Royston McShittyhands (Assville, NY) on 09.11.15

I was running late for my scat fetish club and was sprinting for the bus after eating beans, cabbage and garlic. I had also had several generous helpings of laxative and a couple of enemas. As I ran to the bus I felt my bowels contort and I had no choice but to release mountains of shit out of my ass and into the back of my pants. As I did so, my ass growled and sang with such loudness that everyone in the street fell into a stunned silence. Rotten cabbage stench emanated from my ass and I squelched as I walked along. The shit trickled warmly down my legs and sprinkled onto my shoes as I contained to run. Luckily I managed to get on the packed bus. Squeezing my way through the other passengers, taking extra care to wipe and grind my ass on as many people as possible, I sat down on the hottest girl's lap with a super rancid squelch and asked her out. She seemed tempted at first before collapsing due to the stench. Then I sat on the seat next to her and let my shit seep into the cushion. I was so popular on the bus - everyone was looking at me and talking. After I got off the bus I saw through the window some of the other passengers sniffing my seat and rubbing their faces in it. I giggled joyfully at the blessed sight. Then I made my way to my scat club and pulled my pants down and let my wife bury her face in my rancid asscheex. It was the best day ever. The end.

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