Submitted by Niall Johnstone (Dunoon, AK) on 09.12.15
I was in my local bar a few years back, playing pool and sinking a few cold beers with my buddy's, when I tried to let out a sly fart, only to feel that warm and wet feeling in my underwear and not in a good way. I moved steadily as possible to the toilets where I hastily removed my undergarments and put them in the cistern of the toilets. Job done just use a sock to clean up down below and Job is a good Un! Back at the pool table with my buddy's about half an hour or so later, the barmaid comes out holding my soiled underware shouting "who's the dirty bastard putting their shitty pants in the cistern ".:$
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