Submitted by Will (New york, NY) on 09.13.15
I was in a meeting with 4 other people, all of a sudden my stomach starts grumbling. I think nothing of it, probably just a silent fart; so I go to let the fart out slowly....all of a sudden I feel the splatter, all over my underwear and down my legs it starts leaking everywhere. I run to the bathroom and take off my pants and realize I just exploded liquid yellow and brown mush in my pants. I sit on the toilet to finish the poop and try my best to clean my ass and when I get up from the toilet I realize the entire toilet seat was filthy with liquid gold poop. Then I realize that the poop traveled to the back of my thighs and now I have to clean up my thighs. Anyway I use up a roll of paper towels and then go home for a shower and end up pooping liquid gold again in the shower.
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