Submitted by jacob (someplace in africa, Some State) on 09.20.15
I was having stomach aches all day and a few hours ago I had some vicious bowel movements. Luckily after that the pain went away and I felt normal again. Skip to now, I'm woken up by my girlfriend claiming the dog "crapped on the bed or somethign". I turn on the lamp with no dog shit in sight, I get up and I can just feel the liquid shit running down my leg. My exact words were "Fuck I just shat myself".
And here I am after cleaning up I'm sitting in the living room on my laptop watching TV. I really don't feel like going to bed anytime soon, might sleep on the couch later though.
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