Submitted by Sir Shitsalot (Sweet Mary and Joseph, OH) on 09.29.15
It was a beautiful night in Vistana beach. I sat on the cliff watching the moon drift by. Then she came. Iris McQueen. The hottest girl in the world. I immediately stood up and hugged her. I looked into her eyes and she looked into my. As our lips met we both shit so much that I later realized it would not come out of my pants. I will hold that moment in my heart forever...
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