Submitted by IT Guy (Clarion, PA) on 10.06.15
Had too much Metamucil last night.. woke up this morning, got to work, drank some coffee, and took a huge shit in our store bathroom.. 20 minutes later, I finished my coffee, and felt something so innocent, it had to be a fart, after all, i just did evacuate my bowls 10 minutes prior!
No. I did not. It was horrible. Like shitting Yellow jelly.. It wasn't too horrible smelling, but its so fucking sticky and hard to remove from my boxers.
I'm now back at my desk, clamping paper towels in between by ass cheeks, hoping that the rouge smuckers doesn't seep through my dress pants and into my chair. Gotta Love Tuesdays.
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