Submitted by destitute ted (Some City, CA) on 10.08.15
A few years back, after a run of bad luck, compounded by ignorance and stupidity, I found myself homeless, living on the streets. Finding proper toilet facilities was a major problem. Deficating behind a dumpster in a back alley was commonplace. One day while begging for money on a "uptown" street, I suddenly had that overwhelming sensation of imminant defecation. I promptly entered the nearest clothing store and pleaded with the floor manager to let me use her toilet. She refused, calling me a worthless bum, and told me to leave or she would call security. I politely said thank-you anyway, and headed towards the door. On my way out I quicky ducked into the changing booth and dropped my drawers and shat the most disgusting liquid shit all over the changing seat, and carpeted floor, and even managed to splatter some on the mirror. The door on the booth was a soft, velvety blue curtain which worked very well to wipe my ass on. Needless to say, I never returned to that store.
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