Submitted by Elgron (Manchester, Some State) on 10.14.15
A few weeks back I had some kind of stomach sickness. It gave me vomiting and liquid diariah, at first it was either one or the other.Second day I felt really bad when I woke up,I needed to be sick so I ran to the bathroom. I was leaning over the sink heaving and vomiting. Then I heaved really hard and a jet of liquid poop just exploded out my ass lots of it. I was barfing and shiting at the same time.The sink was full of vomit and because I had boxers on, the whole bathroom floor was covered in liquid poop, the smell was horrendous, for the next day or two, if I needed to be sick, I sat on the toilet and had a bucket to be sick in.
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