Submitted by fart king (Some City, Some State) on 10.27.15
I shit you not
One time I was having a nice dinner with my wife and kids. Lifted a leg to let one fly because I am oh so civilized and uh oh. ......water works.
Instantly everyone knew by the look on my face. When I stood up it went like a waterfall down my leg and into my shoe. Let's just say I needed to change ALL my clothes and take a shower. My kids still tease me about it.
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