Submitted by Poopmaster (Dover, NH) on 11.01.15

I was out for a hike a few years ago and realized out in the middle of nowhere I had to shit badly. I found a big tree to hind behind and dropped my pants to the ground, trying to squat and not shit on myself. But this shit was so monstrous and massive I was grunting and shouting as it came out. It was like giving birth to a long and curved giant black dildo which I noticed landed right into my boxers around my ankles. I somehow managed to wrap it in my underwear (after getting shit on my shoes) and buried it next to the tree like the body of a murder victim.

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