Submitted by Max Wood (Manchester UK, AK) on 11.07.15

I was roasting some butternut squash when suddenly I farted. The squash flew out of my hand as quick as the shit flew out of my arse. The quinoa was overcooked and my pants were fucked!

Awkward way to meet the girlfriends parents for the first time.

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