Submitted by Sad Life (Brighton, MA) on 11.21.15

I woke up around 5:30 AM today, and my stomach was growling so much. It happens every morning, but this morning it is different. I would fart normally every morning, but today, I farted and shit myself. It is so embarrassing. Does anyone know what may be the cause of this?

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