Submitted by adolf (adolf, AL) on 12.05.15
hi my names adolf i shit myself because i was stretching my asshole over a mirror after snorting two lines of crushed amphetamine sulfate derivatives on that mirror resulting in my asshole to release a small green parasite onto the aforementioned mirror which instigated me to clean up the aforementioned green shit-caked parasite off of the mirror so i could snort more amphetamine.
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