Submitted by Ruthless (Iowa City, IA) on 12.17.15
I was laying in bad and felt the need to fart. It came out a little bit. Then it hit me. I have to shit. So I tried my HARDEST not to shit but I felt it building up. I couldn't move very fast or else it'll all come out. So as I was walking to the bathroom... I farted and shit myself outside the bathroom door.
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