Submitted by lucindapants (tempe, AZ) on 12.21.15
Strolling home from work I realized hmmmmm I need to poop, ahhhhhh I'm nearly there. Not too urgent.
Got to the door. Feeling the urgency bubble up. Must have been that funky breakfast at work.. Search the bag, pockets, trousers.. Forgot my mother fucking keys. Panic oh fuck I really need to shit. Think think th...... Shit myself at the door with my dogs looking out the window at me. The worst kind that is watery sludge.
My other half arrived home approximately 10 seconds after explosion 💥
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