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Submitted by Lana (Some City, NH) on 01.01.16

So my boyfriend and I did a cross country road trip from NH-CA. It was great until the morning of our last stretch of driving. We were seeing the Grand Canyon that morning but my boyfriend couldn't bear to stay for longer than 20 minutes because he was feeling so sick with nonstop diarrhea. We think it was food poisoning. The drive was rough and when we arrived at our destination we went to bed (in his sisters single bed) I woke up to my boyfriend standing over me saying "I shit the bed". Lolol. Not only did he shit the bed, but he also had a wet dream. He jizzed and shit his pants sleeping next to his girlfriend in his sisters bed. Poor guy.

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