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Submitted by Ronald McDonald (Fatassville, Diabeetus, ID) on 01.01.16

I was at a football game, with all of my friends. There were about 30 of us, and I was one of the organisers for the trip. The home team scored, and the crowd went wild. Before the trip, I had pigged out on some Taco Bell/Chinese food leftovers, and it was really not going well in my stomach. Gas built up, and I thought that if I farted when the crowd was busy yelling, I could pass it off. Instead, diarrhea came splurging out, and it leaked through my gym shorts. My friend went to high five me, for we were rooting for the home team, but he quickly noticed the liquid shit on the bench. He went "Aw jeesus christ, what the fuck!?" and quickly notified everyone. Some laughed, while others got me some tissues, and I washed my underwear in the bathroom, and then put them on. Nothing is more demoralizing than having to wipe liquid shit in front of everyone. To this day I still have the shorts.


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