Submitted by Cuntdown (Some City, OH) on 01.08.16
On the way to work, feeling pretty bad, bubbling stomach but thought me fuck it...went to do this little hop up the curb and pushed off to hard, shat myself.
In uniform (cream pants) 3/4 way to work..nothing for it but to continue, get to work, manager spots me coming in and going straight to bathroom, knocks on door "did you shit yourself"...he knew.
Got day off.
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