Submitted by Dripping Brown (Kansas City, MO) on 02.07.16
I was on my way to a nearby mall just shortly after having dinner at home. I was about halfway there when my tummy rumbled and I got a hard cramp. It passed quickly and I was thinking I could make it to the mall when another cramp hit me. I had to go right in front of my work and since I have a key I thought I'd just stop there and relieve the pressure. By the time I got the gate and door unlocked and made it to the women's bathroom, because it's closer than the men's, I thought I was going to die.
I got in a stall in the women's room and frantically trying to drop my drawers. I got them down but when I started to sit down on the stool my ass just exploded in a fountain of projectile diarrhea. I blew shit all over the toilet seat and the wall. It splashed off the back wall and on to the side walls. A lot of it dribbled down and landed on my pants and underwear. I even found shit stains on the legs or my pants. I cleaned myself up as best as I could but I left the shit spatter in the women's room. That was the big topic of discussion at work the next day. Thankfully they don't have security cameras anywhere on the property!
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