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Submitted by Trotski (Birmingham, UK, AL) on 02.07.16

There I was, crouched in the living room and deciding on the order of my video games cases should be displayed on the shelf. When I tiny trump beckoned. Oh dear that didn't feel right. I know.. How can I check? Why the finger poke test of course!.
I slide a test finger gingerly around the crusty donut..about to gently poke to see for signs of wetness. What's that..oh.. Oh ...oh no...finger dislodges a wet clump of soggy satans sausage ...and to avoid soiling the living room carpet I catch the surprisingly large bum biscuit that nearly escaped like it was breaking for the border. So there I was... Steaming shit in one wet and now brown hand.... Halo 5 in the other. I'll never be able to look Masterchief in the visor again...

Vote:Yeah! You Shit the *Shit* out of yourself! 347 Not So Much 303


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