Submitted by Turtle (Iowa City, IA) on 02.08.16
Today I came to school late do to a fight with my friend. I only had 5 minutes left in ceramics, so I didn't do much. So anyway...I was going to school...got a stomach ache...screamed my head off...groaned tbh it sounded like a lions growl...then shit myself.
I went home, sadly changed into my second favorite sweats (at least it wasn't jeans). Went back to school...after I went home, I went to the doctor, then found out I'm lactose intolerance.
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