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Submitted by Al (Bronx , NY) on 02.15.16

So I went to the gym this morning had a great chest day. Once I was done I got in my car and made a protein shake. Drinking it on the way home I thought I had to fart seeing that I was gassy all day I let it rip... Sure enough Oh no, I done shit myself so i pulled into the nearest gas station threw out my boxers and I couldnt help to look at the shit what I saw was black shit probably because I ate a mint oreo cookies ice cream. moral of the story Is if you eat a whole tub of ice cream by yourself next day bring around some fresh undies because, I had to go comando all the way home.

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