Submitted by Running Trot (Sacramento, CA) on 02.19.16
Today I went for a run with my pup. Usually I can trust a fart while running. Not this time. It started out not too bad but as the miles went on, it got worse and worst. By the time I got back to my house after two miles of agony, my puppy had caught on and was sniffing my but like it was covered in peanut butter. If the people driving by couldn't tell by the way I was walking, my poor pup definitely gave it away.
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