Submitted by Durty Nelly (Sarasota, FL) on 02.25.16
I made the fatal mistake of thinking I could hold it in for the 30 minute drive home from the restaurant. Not even 10 minutes into the drive, I tried to relieve some of the bowel pressure by squeaking out a fart at a red light. Too bad it wasn't a fart. First it was just the hot liquid leaking out my ass, but soon it was followed by small cheese curd-shaped shitlets. I vigorously clenched my anus and drove 20mph above the limit the rest of the way home. What a trip.
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