Submitted by Fartypants (London, Some State) on 03.07.16
Just 50 yards from my front door and all of a sudden it started and I couldn't stop it. I could scarcely believe it was happening, but I could feel my undies filling up with wet, sticky shit. I got into the house and ran to the bathroom and it was still coming. I could hear the wet farts and could feel the warmth trickling down the inside of my right leg.
Jacket off; shirt and t-shirt off, then into the bathroom and shoes and socks off - still dry, thank fuck. Belt off, then trousers. Luckily I was wearing thermals and they held it all in, so my trousers were a bit damp, but no shit on them. Thermals and trunks off and there it is.Brown, runny smelly shit.I dumped most of it into the toilet, cleaned up a bit with toilet roll and then got straight into the shower, where I washed off and rinsed everything out. Sprayed shower and floor etc. with bleach and cleaned, then washed everything on hot. What a fucking nightmare!!!
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