Submitted by Mynameisjeff (Chattanooga , TN) on 03.16.16
Walking around a moon pie store in the city on a date. They had a "flaming moe" energy drink we started making Simpson jokes and really bonding. I was really becoming fond of her. I had been holding in a fart but once the laughter started it came out. Not just the fart. I quickly put down the flaming moe, said "I have to go to the bathroom" and walked away.
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