Submitted by Donald Trump (Manhattan, NY) on 03.22.16
I was in a middle of a speech, when my stomach suddenly growled. It was quite embarrassing. Very embarrassing. I was in front of 7,000 people for crying out loud! I ignored it and just said to the crowd that I was hungry. 10 minutes later my stomach growled again, and again. It would not stop! I said to the crowd that I need to go somewhere and when I was walking to get of the stage, I farted very loudly which caused something to come out of my ass. I felt something wet and big slide down my leg and onto the back of my foot. I just realized that I just shitted my pants in front of 7,000 people. I should have brought an extra pair of pants. This isn't the first time this happened.
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