Submitted by some plain shithead (shity, Some State) on 04.07.16
i was going on a date with my crush, when all of a sudden i felt the urge to take a massive dump but i was dedicated to hold the shit in; that worked fine until after maby 40 minutes? i then farted a loud fart whilst my date was telling a story about some random girl i didnt know. she stared at me with shoch as her eyes looked like the soul had left her body. i am now single, and will never leave my house ever again.
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