Submitted by Dax (Some City, RI) on 04.12.16
I'm currently sitting in a Walmart parking lot, waiting for someone who is shopping. I ate a burger from Applebees a few minutes ago and I tried for 20 minutes to hold it but I just shit myself. I'm do scared to move from the current position I'm in, in fear of making it worse. Please, send help.
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