Submitted by Dwayne (Bella Vista, AR) on 04.20.16
Past 4 days, I've been drinking a half pint of whisky a night on an empty stomach. Quite literally the only food I have had is 4 half pints a night for 4 straight nights. Been having some good farts, until about 10 minutes ago. Seemed like every other one, then it happened. I shit my pants.
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