Submitted by zane (Some City, Some State) on 04.21.16
I had been eating mayonnaise and pickles all day with jalapenos and then my mother feeds me can tomatoes with kidney beans and big glass of milk and to wash it all down limeade on the way home I hear my stomach do a sound like a building exploding and I couldn't hold it I shit my fucking self and by the time I got home my asshole was on fire and I got super rash
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