Submitted by PeteA (NY, NY) on 05.02.16
I was having dinner at a friend's in the city...and before I left for the 30 min drive home to the suburbs, I went to the bathroom and took a nice sized shit. One that typically would leave you empty.
Shortly after I started driving I felt the urge to go again. No big deal I think....I've driven home having to go. There should be no problem making it besides a little discomfort.
When I got off the parkway and was making the last mile home, the pressure to shit was big....with some stomach discomfort....once again, no big deal, I mean I had gone a short time earlier.
Pulling into the drive way im strategizing in my head on how I'll get out of the car, find my house keys and make it to the bathroom.
Well that didn't work. I feel my ass open and some soft shit begin to come out...only it wont stop....its just flowing out.
As fast as humanly possible I run upstairs and drop my pants and sit on the toilet.
My underwear is full of a mushy load...I remove my shoes and pants and throw my underwear in the shower.
When I get up off the toilet, there are shit spray spots on the wall.
My ass is so covered with shit. I take a quick shower and bring a fresh batch of laundry to the basement...and run the wash.
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