Submitted by is your poop experienced?? (Dalhart , TX) on 05.02.16
It was a normal Saturday morning. I got up at 3:30 and my usual body weight in tacos. I knew a good shit was coming. I thought to myself, this is it this is the one ive been waiting for. Ive been collecting drugs for the past year to have a outer body experience while releasing my bowls. Over the past year i saved 4 hits of acid, 5 buttons of peyote, 1 gram of methamphetamine, 12 oz of industrial grade glue, and was preparing ketamine in the microwave last minute decision. When it was all ready I ritualistically lied out all the drug paraphernalia and just in the nick of time I was turtle heading pretty bad. I finally placed my butt cheeks on the toilet and started ingesting drugs as quickly as possible. I re framed from just letting loose but something didnt feel right. I couldnt tell if it was the meth or the special k but it didnt feel right just pooping and the toilet like any other poop. so i noticed there was no bag in the trash can so i made my way toward it. I placed my ass chicks in the trash can and could tell i was stuck the moment i put them in there. Thats when the drugs start to hit hard. A wave of euphoria hit me like shit that was sliding out of my ass hole. I felt myself propel out of my body using my shit as rocket boosters. I immediately past out from the adrenaline. I woke the next morning covered in my own feces as expected. I had this overwhelming feeling of accomplishment and purpose in life and felt as if i had found a secret nobody knew. I cleaned up as best as i could and went to work. On my to work i was cut off by a guy and i jokingly thought i wish that guy what just shit himself being as shit was on my mind alot that week. Not a moment or two later i see the vehicle swerve off the road with the driver jumping out the car only to see through my rear view mirror his ass chicks with a brown spot it. I thought how strange. The moment i walked into work where i made wigs for pubic areas called murcans. My boss yells my name and asks me where his favorite murcan was "the hitler". i told him i forgot it home. he went on and on about how i was forgetful and obsessed with going to bathroom. About that time i remember the guy who cut me off earlier that morning. So i thought real hard as hard as i take shits if not harder i think i even shit a little in my pants trying so hard. My boss looked at me mid sentence of his rant and blew a load in his pants so bad it looked a fire cracked wrapped in warm chocolate sprayed the wall. Embarrassed he ran off holding his rear end holding the poop sack so it didnt ruin his floor. I discovered i had a power. The power to make people shit their pants. the next week i pretty much got everything i want. i didnt even shit in my own pants if i had to poop id just poop in someone elses pants for my own enjoyment. so be careful who you piss of you might end up with shit in your pants.
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