Submitted by ashamed (loserville, AL) on 05.02.16
I was dining with friends when nature called. Then I dashed out and jumped in my car only to be stopped at a red light. It was the final stretch to the base, but rather think like a adult, my inner child said to let it rip. I completely shitted myself on the spot. Relieved, I drove to base in peace. It is now that I realized that my car seat is ruined. This will play out well in the morning.
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