Submitted by Dumpboy (London, NV) on 05.31.16
Had been out fairly drunk in London England. Walking back from the tube realised I really needed a piss. I have a weak bladder after a pretty disastrous car crash, so was worried about that when I got to the flat.. Fast forward a couple of minutes and I can't get the key in the door, I give up and just let it all come out, pissing into my suit and not caring, just relieved... As this is happening I manage to get the key in and straight into the loo I go, as suddenly Ive realised I really need a massive shit. Just as I'm sitting down, almost slipping over on all this piss everywhere, a huge dump comes out and slams into the floor, just in front of the loo. I was so disgusted I actually left it there for a couple of days... Big mistake, it is so hard to get shit out of the floor!!
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