Submitted by Mike (Shitsville TX, Some State) on 07.05.16
Go to step over the baby gate this morning and I squeezed out a little fart. Now, it was hot but not too hot so I was not alarmed at first.
As my foot settled on the floor my sock became warm, Im thinking "thats not right!?".
Long story short im in the shower.
It was pretty shitty.
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