Submitted by squitty kitty (Aberdeen, Some State) on 07.11.16
I was on a night out a few years ago and had nipped to the loo for a pee. I was feeling boozy but otherwise ok and stood at the urinal taking a leak. I felt the need to fart and went with it. Big mistake. I felt this warmth and fullness fill my boxers and realized I'd done the biggest liquid shite possible and immediately went into damage control mode. Fortunately all the urinals had been occupado as it was a busy Saturday night and I had been in a cubicle so as the usual mayhem of a Saturday night toilet in a busy bar went on outside I had to take off my shoes and trousers and peel off my decorated boxers, clean up and get reclothed. I had to end up abandoning my boxers on the floor of the cubicle which was pretty disappointing as they were really sexy ones with a pouch at the front to make me look bigger. God knows what the cleaner thought when they found them at lights up time later on in the evening, or the next occupant of the cubicle. I often wonder if it has become this legendary story amongst other people that were out that night and discovered the sexy shitty boxers!
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