Submitted by eternallydamned (cleveland, TN) on 07.18.16
when i was a young child, maybe first grade tops, i was lip synching and dancing, pretending to be a pop star in the bathroom mirror. i wanted to fart like my dad did. on command. but when i stopped and farted i saw myself in the mirror and felt, low and behold, the worst feeling ever, a dampness. it looked not so entertaining at all, and i had makeup on, which was humiliating, but i called for my mother.
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