Submitted by mynameisSCHIEßE (Boston/Revere, MA) on 09.11.16
I was about 11 or 12 at my neighbors house where I played with the other kids. I was alone on their backporch and I went for a nice fart coming on...a fart a little bit too nice. so I heard my train a comin out from my arsehole (pppwfgwfhwft), aaaaand a rectal passenger was lost to the tracks. shit tracks in my underwear. i thought felt something small and solid, there indeed was a little turd whistle, I KNOW because i got some brown-tint on my hand. I hopped back over the porch to my apartment side, the way i usually come and go instead of using the front door like a normal person, immediately cleaned that shit up at home. I'm not sure if i went back that day, but i felt so silly to trust that this fart was purely gas without any solids. TWAS NOT.
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