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Submitted by Hopefully unnoticed (Some City, TN) on 09.21.16

So apparently taking iron pills can make you shit. I didn't know that and had taken one. I went to my car at my house (which I have a few roommates including my landlord) my landlord was outside working on something in the garage. I didn't notice that though. Not until on my way to the car I took a brief moment to pause and fart (I thought I was alone) and the fart was not a fart indeed. I felt it all down my leg. I still continued to my car hoping my landlord didn't notice anything. I then proceed to find something to wipe my legs off with and hid my shoes in the trunk of my car. I grabbed a giant blanket and went inside. My roommates are out in the living room watching a movie so I'm gonna hide in my room the rest of the night until I can go unnoticed to do a load of laundry and shower. I hope I don't smell. So embarrassed.

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