Submitted by ForeverAMess (Watertown, NY) on 09.29.16
Well it's been a lo day and I have been trying to put more fiber in my diet and eat healthier in general. I have been doing great and feeling awesome well until this. I shit myself. I was going to mail a letter to my husband because we do cute things like that and yup all of a sudden I couldn't help it and I just well shit myself. I didn't know what to do. Luckily my friend waiting for my outside to "quickly drop off a letter and come back" figured out something was wrong and insisted it was fine and drove me home. While I sat in shit. We need more people like her. Moral of the story is
Fiber, coffee and large amounts of stress is back for your GI tract.
Goodnight.
And oh it's such a humbling experience. I won't take it for granted anymore.
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